God: thou shallt have gut pain!
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Well, obviously, if you are Catholic, then it must mean God is punishing you for thinking dirty thoughts Mel
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> yo, > I am a catholic and I have colitis. I feel confused because i hear that this > disease effects those of jewish faith more often. Does this mean my ancestors > were Jews? Does this mean i should convert and become a Jew? At the very least, > does it mean I should stop eating corned beef and cabbage and start eating > matza? Oi! > JIM > P.S. no offense to corned beef and cabbage > P.S.S. Jesus was a jew, did he have colitis? > P.S.S.S. Totally off the mark, do you think jesus’ shit stank? I am thinking no > P.S.S.S.S. Last one….doesn’t the image of jesus straining on a log make ya > laugh?
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>Well, obviously, if you are Catholic, then it must mean God is punishing you >for thinking dirty thoughts >Mel
Now that wasn’t funny – ha ! Linda + Darin
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> I am a catholic and I have colitis. I feel confused because i hear that this > disease effects those of jewish faith more often. Does this mean my ancestors > were Jews? Does this mean i should convert and become a Jew? At the very least, > does it mean I should stop eating corned beef and cabbage and start eating > matza? Oi!
Consult the Book of IBD! The ‘Holy Book of IBD’, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one. And Saint Shafran raised the antibiotic up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this Thy antibiotics that, with it, Thou mayest wipe Thine gut flora to tiny bits in Thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin, and the people could soon feast upon thy greasy foods and popcorn and veggies and apples and ice cream and high fiber breakfast cereals and wash it down with milk and visit the Holy Throne once per Thy day. And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou pop off Thy Holy Pill Bottle Cap. Then, thou pills shalt thou count be three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Antibiotic of IBD towards thy mouth, who, being a IBD sufferer in My sight, shall swallow it.’ Amen. (posted 3 weeks ago…but I still laugh at it lol)
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yo, I am a catholic and I have colitis. I feel confused because i hear that this disease effects those of jewish faith more often. Does this mean my ancestors were Jews? Does this mean i should convert and become a Jew? At the very least, does it mean I should stop eating corned beef and cabbage and start eating matza? Oi! JIM P.S. no offense to corned beef and cabbage P.S.S. Jesus was a jew, did he have colitis? P.S.S.S. Totally off the mark, do you think jesus’ shit stank? I am thinking no P.S.S.S.S. Last one….doesn’t the image of jesus straining on a log make ya laugh?
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all your answers are prolly NO. jeffy
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> yo, > I am a catholic and I have colitis. I feel confused because i hear that this > disease effects those of jewish faith more often. Does this mean my ancestors > were Jews? Does this mean i should convert and become a Jew? At the very least, > does it mean I should stop eating corned beef and cabbage and start eating > matza? Oi! > JIM > P.S. no offense to corned beef and cabbage > P.S.S. Jesus was a jew, did he have colitis? > P.S.S.S. Totally off the mark, do you think jesus’ shit stank? I am thinking no > P.S.S.S.S. Last one….doesn’t the image of jesus straining on a log make ya > laugh?
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